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Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.

Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

kuro-ookami-san:

lol TIME FOR TICKLES

the second-to-last one always fucking gets me

;)

Calling your vagina a Horcrux, so Ron Weasly can destroy it. ;)

Never laughed Soo much!